This is the temporary eTOXIC website.

And it's really more effing perfect than the last guy's.

Seriously, some minimal effing things are needed to make this crap perfect.

Ten effing declarations, a @media block, and one attribute.

That's how much CSS and HTML it took to turn that grotesque pile of crap into this temporarily perfect masterpiece. It's so effing simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect website:

• Crap's finally lightweight and loads fast;
• Finally fits on all your crappy screens;
• Finally looks the same in all your crappy browsers;
• Won't bleach your effing eyeballs at night if your browser thinks you like dark things;
• The brotherlover's still accessible to every goober that visits your site;
• Crap's still legible and gets your effing point across.

And guess what, brotherlover:

You never knew it, but it's easy to improve reliability on your site. Here's how.

A little more accessibility

I know you love marginalization, but you should take care of people. The HTML tag doesn't include the lang attribute in your crappy webpage. You ever listen to a wrong language screen reader lecture? What a crappy experience.

Typography matters

Don't be dumb with typography. Don't let improper marks and quotes make their way onto websites because of dumb defaults in applications and CMSs. And did you let the browser choose the font? Don't make me read such text with Times New Roman.

License, brotherlover

Do you revendicate intellectual property? No. So you must choose a effing public license. And as you'll never be perfect, let others improve your crap or do what the freak they want to.

Yes, this is the last effing satire, you freak

I'm impressed about what the creator of this site's inspiration did. What I'm saying is that it's so, so simple to make sites easier to read. Websites are broken by default---they are functional, high-performing, and accessible, but they're also effing ugly. You and all the other web designers out there need to make them not total crap.

"Don't ignore stupid things or you will stay at the brotherlover level." --- Some Dude

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